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LAYER ONE:
Name: Cleo
Birthplace: Galway
Birthday: 4/7/1994 (4th July peoples)
Gender: Female
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5’something
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Elemental Sign: Water
Chinese Zodiac Sign: A doggy! I wonder if this means something…

LAYER TWO:
Your heritage: Uhh… Longford-ites and Mayo-ans?
The shoes you wore today: AV8 or “Dubes” as I call ‘em
Your fears: Many. Insecure heights, certain insects, embarrassment, insecurity in general… The list goes on.
Your perfect meal: Cooked ham. With stuffing, gravy, mashed potato, roast potato, BRUSSEL SPROUTS!!!! And carrots.
Goal you'd like to achieve: Publish a book

LAYER THREE:
What is...
Your first thought waking up: “Do I have school and does that mean I have to get up now?” either that or “GODDAMN IT WHO WOKE ME UP THAT WAS A GOOD DREAM!!”
Your best physical feature: Used to be my height but that’s gone to pot…
Your bedtime: Ha ha, I can’t say for fear of my parents finding out.
Your most missed memory: Wow this sure makes sense…

LAYER FOUR:
Do you prefer...
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke! ^_^
McDonald's or Burger King: They’re both evil.. I go KFC!
Single or group dates: Single… definitely…
Adidas or Nike: They were both accused of child labour, what difference does it make?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Normal tea!!
Chocolate or vanilla: Depends on my mood
Cappuccino or coffee: TEA!! TEA DAMMIT!!!

LAYER FIVE:
Do/Did you...
Smoke: Never have, never will, always lecture people who do
Cuss: God yes…
Sing: When nobody’s around…
Take a shower: Noooooo, I smell really bad all day and my hair is all matted and I look like a pig. True story.
Have a crush: *cough* No, course not… *shifty eyes*
Think you've been in love: Ahh, alas not.
Want to go to college: I decided this long ago. Why do you think I’m paying attention in school NOW?
Like high school: Never been to high school… Secondary school is cool though… After 3 days of it so far I’m thinking it’s alright.
Want to get married: At some point…
Get motion sickness: Sometimes…
Think you're attractive: Not currently…
Think you're a health freak: No… no not that either…
Get along with your parent(s): Generally…
Like thunderstorms: No, then my internet dies xP
Play an instrument: Piano. Not very well, but I’m working on it…

LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
Drank alcohol: Not this month…
Smoked: Never
Done a drug: Hell no.. Unless paracetamol for back pains counts…
Made Out: Not yet…
Gone on a date: If you could call it that, sure
Gone to the mall: Right… Mall… Here we call it a “shopping centre” Get it right people
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Would cookies count? Cos if so, then still no…
Eaten sushi: Noooo….
Been on stage: At the feis yeah, at drama yeah, although that wasn’t really a stage, more of a hall… still, that general idea anyway…
Been dumped: Nope! Ha ha! (given I’m only on my first boy now that’s sort of redundant…
Made homemade cookies: I wouldn’t trust myself not to make them taste like pig crap
Gone skinny dipping: Noo…
Dyed your hair: Nope
Stolen anything: Probably before I learnt it was bad

LAYER SEVEN:
In a guy/girl: Guy
Best eye color: Green at number 1, Brown coming in second, but blue is alright too…
Best hair color: Depends, generally brown or brownish blonde…
Short or long hair: Short! Except for ONE OR TWO exceptions…
Height: Preferably taller than me…
Best weight: I’m not going to say light, ‘cause I know muscle weighs more than fat
Best articles of clothing: Something that suits…
Best Qualities: Good sense of humour, funny, nice, chivalrous and obviously not bad on the eyes!

LAYER EIGHT:
Number of...
Number of drugs taken illegally: None
Number of piercings: 2!
Number of tattoos: None
Number of times name was in newspaper: Uhh… Got this sounds braggy, but enough times for me not be counting…
Number of scars on my body: A couple, believe me, national school the cause of most of them… *pets poor knees*
Number of things in my past that I regret: Ok, a couple…
Number of things I hate myself for: ? I hate myself now??

LAYER NINE:
If I were...
If I were a month I would be: July!
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: Dusk
If I were a planet I would be: Saturn
If I were an animal I would be: A wolf
If I were a direction I would be: Forward!
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A bed.
If I were a sin I would be: That’s not a very nice question… Especially after you seen the film Seven… Uhh… Sloth?
If I were a historical figure I would be: Einstein… Yeah, ask anyone who knows me
If I were a liquid I would be: Rain! Wait.. I mean water.
If I were a tree I would be: Right, because I’m meant to know loads of trees right? Meh, I’ll just oak…
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Venus Flytrap! Ha ha!
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Wind
If I were a musical instrument I would be: Violin
If I were an emotion I would be: Optimism
If I were a color I would be: Purple
If I were a vegetable I would be: Brussel sprouts.. hated by all
If I were a sound I would be: Soft?
If I were an element I would be: Water
If I were a car I would be: Again, I’m meant to know some, right?…
If I were a song I would be: When Will I Be Famous by Bros!! Ha ha ha! Or I Owe You Nothing by Bros…
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Malcolm Needs… ha ha, shotguns!
If I were a book I would be written by: Me, ‘cause nobody can compare to my awesome skills! Ha ha…
If I were a food I would be: Chocolate. The cure to all depression… Uh, I mean, you know, light depression…
If I were a place I would be: The sea… Yeah sure, fish piss in me but I can flood the Earth!
If I were a material I would be: Cotton wool! Like a sheep!
If I were a taste I would be: The nicest taste of all to suit everybody’s needs!
If I were a scent I would be: The nicest scent of all, to suit everybody’s needs!
If I were a word I would be: Intelligent. Ha ha, joking. Whiney.
If I were an object I would be: A book
If I were a body part I would be: The spinal cord… ahh! Damage me with your bad posture!
If I were a facial expression I would be: Angry…
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Old and crippled… Fun fun!
If I were a shape I would be a: A circle… OF NEVERENDING HELL!… but still a circle
If I were a number I would be: 7!